Do you or someone you know suffer from ABS (Angry Bear Syndrome)?

Symptoms Include:
Extreme snarkiness, uncontrollable anger, extreme hunger, confusion do to lack of caffeine, loss of tact and frontal lobe filter, hot flashes, cold sweats, inability to find situations humorous, and nausea.

ABS sufferers may also growl, snap and feel “stabby”

 

Preventative Measure:
While there is no cure for ABS, steps can be taken to ensure that you and your loved ones are safe from harm when symptoms appear.

Always keep a supply of strong coffee on hand, preferably with candy bar flavored creamer. Any snack food is warranted but Beef Jerky is preferred to calm the ABS sufferers. Shoulder rubs of circular motions on the back help to control the on-set of ABS.