Phobias

Being the anxiety ridden person that I am, I have lots of phobias. Some more intense than others. And sometimes my friends like to poke fun at my phobias. I can’t really blame them. I’d do the same thing if I was in their shoes.

Then again, I’m an asshole like that.

Here are my top 5 Phobias:

  1. Spiders
  2. Any place that makes me feel Claustrophobic (Crowds, elevators, tunnels, planes)
  3. Heights (anything higher than a step ladder and I can’t get back down.)
  4. Facial Blood (If I get a nose bleed, it’s fine, but if someone else is bleeding I get grossed out.)
  5. Needles (I’m getting better. As long as I don’t look I can stay pretty calm during blood tests. Which is now every other month until they figure out my autoimmune disorder.)

KC especially enjoys taunting me with my Spider phobia. ALL THE TIME! Like this most recent picture she sent me via facebook:

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Ew, just ew. How could anyone sleep in that bed?!? I’m having nightmares just from LOOKING at it!

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On what planet is this considered “not that bad”?!?!

I swear those fuckers are MOVING!!!