I’m not a big fan of energy drinks, they’re just not my thing. They either taste like elephant pee or they’re so full of artificial sweetener that I get a migraine after one sip.
Okay, they don’t really taste like elephant pee. I have no idea what elephant pee tastes like, but I imagine it is pretty nasty.
Everyone around the office seems to love energy drinks so I make an effort to at least try them.
Thus far, the only acceptable one I’ve found is Monster Energy – Ultra Blue.
What does it taste like?
I asked the very same thing when it was first given to me. The answer I got was “it tastes like blue.”
Not Blueberry or Blue -raspberry or berry blue, just blue.
As in the color blue.
How the fuck does something taste like a color?!? To me, the Ultra Blue drink tastes more like sweet tarts than anything else. However, my opinion has been over ruled. By everyone.
A DRINK CANNOT TASTE LIKE A COLOR! This is anarchy people. It’s a color, like the ones you find in the crayon box. Colors do not come in flavors. Its a freaking color. Something can’t taste like blue.
I give up.