Embarassing Life Moments

Because mortifying moments of total embarrassment are not to be hidden away in a dark corners and forgotten. Oh, no. They must be shared on the internet.

THIS happened to me at work today as I was walking back to my desk from the ladies room.

Co-worker: Turn around.

Me: What?

Co-worker: Turn around.

I turn around like a clueless idiot.
Me: I don’t get it, what?

Co-worker: ….your posterior.

I start groping my butt like an even bigger idiot.

Me: OH MY GAWD!!!!!



Yep. Toilet paper on the ass. That classic moment you only see in movies and it HAPPENED TO ME!

To my disappointment I did not die of embarrassment and the ground did not open up to swallow me whole so I could hide away forever in freakish misery.

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