I’ve seen this popping up on Facebook and tumbler lately. So, I decided to give it a try.

Naturally, the closest book within reach is my copy of Grumpy Cat: A Grumpy Book. Flipping to page 45, the sentence reads as such: “I have an idea. Go away.” 

This does not bode well for my love life and explains why I am still single.

Angry bears and love don’t mix.

If you annoy us,  no matter how much we love you, there is a chance we will stab you… or, you know, maul to death while you’re sleeping.