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This ladies and gentlemen is the vast assortment of lotion, perfume, body mist, lipstick, eye liners, eye shadow, foundation and nail polish I currently own.

Yes, it’s true. I am a makeup whore.

As a teenager, I was never allowed to wear makeup, so that is probably what started my obsession in collage. This has long since developed into a full on addiction.

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I have never been able to find that perfect shade of lipstick. So I have a full range of pink options. Yes, I like pink.

…Bite me.

20131219-213909.jpg Perfume? I have oodles of it. I even have a little bottle of a very popular perfume from Qatar (the one sitting on the red velvet bag) I forget what it’s called. My sister got if for me while she was stationed at the Air Force base there a few years ago. She says smelling it always reminds her of the open markets she use to shop at. 🙂

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I LOVE lotion, mostly Bath and Body Works, but I have a few others as well.

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I have no idea why I have so many bottles of nail polish. I hardly ever use any of it. I just peal it all off after only wearing it for a day or two. Sometimes I’m lucky if the nail polish lasts an entire afternoon. And I keep buying more of it!

Why? Why? WHY?

20131219-213920.jpgI cannot leave the house without wearing at least foundation. I have a ton of it because I can’t find a brand that doesn’t leave my face feeling oily and gross after a couple hours. I have the same problem with eyeshadow.

I love how it looks, but after a while my eyelids feel heavy and oily. Blech.

I mean, seriously…could this be considered a hoarding problem?