***Text message conversation I had today with my friend Lizzie. Complete with dyslexic spelling errors :)***
Lizzie: After reading your blog, I need your help managing pain. It makes me a baby each time.
Lizzie: You’re like Wonder Woman!
Me: I wish! I want those silver bracelets and the lasso.
Lizzie: Gold dear. She’s extra fancy.
Me: The Lasso is gold, the bracelets are silver. See?
Lizzie: You need titanium, more durable.
Me: lol! I think I’ll skip the invisible plane though.
Me: I’d just lose the thing.
Lizzie: Get an alarm or a tracker on your phone.
Me: Only if the alarm system comes with Artificial Intelignece so it can tell me when I’m getting warmer.
Lizzie: OMG! That’s perfect!
Me: lol! Can I put this on my blog tonight?
Lizzie: Oh yes, Just change my name. I want one better than Dr. K
She Really isn’t a doctor is she?
Me: No. She has her Doctorite. No PhD …Which she reminds me of every chance she gets, so I call her Dr. K . 🙂
Lizzie: Of course she does Hahahahaha