Dear Cold and Flu Season

Hi, its me again.  You know that rather pathetic girl you take evil glee in making sick at least twice every winter. Just wanted to let you know that this year, I’m ready for you. This year I will NOT get sick.

How is this possible you ask?

  • I’ve had my flu shot.
  • I take 5 different vitamins daily. (This is the kind of crap your doctor will tell you to do if you have an auto immune related disease. Because 90% of the time your immune system sucks ass.)
  • I have a  3 month supply of EmergenC, hand sanitizer and disinfecting wipes.
  • Germ killing spray? I got that too. Lysol baby! Airborne viruses fear my aerosol powered rain of DEATH.



Angry Bear Syndrome

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