I took Bear the dog for a walk over an hour ago and it was 49 degrees outside. 49 degrees!!!! This is Las Vegas for crying out loud! It should not be this cold.

I am now a meat popsicle.

Granted, I use to live in the north where it snowed 4-5 months out of the year. 49 degrees would be like a heat wave right about now.


Yes, I was one of those dorky teenagers that wore sweatshirts with shorts when the snow started melting. Although, I was a grumpy bitch back then too so I probably wasn’t smiling about it.

After 11 years of living in the South and now Las Vegas, I’m too much of a wuss to move somewhere the snow doesn’t melt after two hours.

…I just checked the thermometer. It is now 32 degrees outside.

Fuck you cold front.

I’m going to go hibernate now. Wake me when it’s spring.